Thursday, December 27, 2012

From the frying pan into the fire


A month or two ago, the building where we live installed a new fire alarm. 

Residents complained that the old fire alarm made too much noise.  They had a point, the alarm sounded like an old-fashioned coffee grinder.  On and on and on it went until we were all half deaf.

Was there ever a fire?  Of course not, the alarm was tripped because someone let dinner burn or by obnoxious kids.  Regardless, when the alarm was set off, the fire brigade visited the building and $500 had to be paid.

After yet another false alarm, the fire marshal suggested that a new fire alarm system was installed.  And so it was.

The new alarm was different from the old one.  Instead of one alarm box in the corridor, every single condo unit was fitted with its own alarm system.

Just what exactly that meant became apparent the first time the alarm went off … OMG the thing was so loud we had to yell at each other to be heard.  The thing went peep, peep, peep, on and on and on.

While annoying during the day, at night it was absolutely unbearable.  Nobody, but absolutely nobody, got another wink of sleep.  I tried to block out the noise by putting my fingers in my ears and by putting a pillow over my head, nothing helped.

Tonight the alarm was yet again set off and when the peep, peep, peep, started I nearly jumped out of my skin.

We got creative though, to block out the noise, Dieter held a pillow against the ceiling speaker.


This position was not the most comfortable one though, so he had to come up with a better system that was not as strenuous on the arm muscles.  He found it in the form of a broom.


Of course, it’s not much fun just standing there, one has to have some form of entertainment.  As it turns out, Dieter can block the noise with a broom stick pushed against a pillow and read a book at the same time.


Yep, we Maneros are multi taskers …


6 comments:

  1. LOL! Yep, this type of fire alarm is VERY noisy, which of course, is its purpose. I sometimes set ours off by mistake if something I'm cooking creates a little smoke or gets too hot. However, since ours is just for our home, we can get it to shut off by turning on a fan and pointing it at the darn thing. :-)

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    1. I know it serves a purpose Diane, but does it have to be THAT loud? At this rate we'll all be perfectly save, but need a hearing aid.
      The smoke alarm you're describing you can also shut off by waving a towel at it. If it's the same as ours.

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  2. Very creative of Dieter to create an alarm-muffler. A great multi-tasker! It seems to me fire alarms are so loud now they are endangering the hearing of people subjected to them. GREAT topic!
    (by the way, Conny, I got here by clicking on the RSS feed link on IncomingBytes.com, so it's working with new posts! Happy New Year!

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  3. That's what I just said to Diane, Raymond. We're all perfectly fine, but if they keep this up, we're all going to need a hearing aid.

    As for the RSS link, I still don't know how that works. I wish you could explain it to me.

    Happy New Year to you too. I hope 2013 is filled with creativity :-)

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  4. Diter looks like that page from The Cat in the Hat where the Cat is holding all the objects and the fish on the rake and juggling and hopping on a ball! LOL!

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  5. Cat lover as I am, I'm not familiar with The Cat in the Hat, Sarah.
    Thank you for commenting though, I didn't even know you read my blog. I feel quite flattered.

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